Funny Meeting

I was in a meeting today with various members of the college staff. One member is a crusty cashier with a dry sense of humor who tells the best stories. During our meeting we happened to notice that he had a dryer sheet hanging out of his sleeve. When we pointed it out he told us he was hoping to get out of the meeting without us noticing. He then proceeded to tell us about his niece's father-in-law who I will refer to as Bob:

Apparently, Bob was at some family get-together and his thigh was itching so he scratched it. He noticed there was something inside his slacks so he reached up and pulled it out. It was a pair of his wife's underwear!